I saw an add in the personals at work for "Classic Kitten Massages", in the escort section. Now me and everyone at work want to know what the heck that is. We’ve been looking all week on google and find nothing but how to literally massage your cat… if anyone knows what it means please tell me!

oh and I’d call but I don’t want to call an escort and no one else here does either. And even if we would, which we are getting curious enough to consider… we don’t have that paper anymore since it was from last week already.

lol ok you know when a kitten does his paws up and down kinda like kneeding his dough lol you know they kinda make sure the pillow is soft or push up and down on it thats what that means that kinda massage