How would you descibe yourself in those classified ads?

And what would your dating requirements be?

Ageing weirdo seeks peace and quiet.

Past the dating thing. In the settled down stage.

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8 Responses to “What would your personal/classified ad be like?”

  1. Hypocrite Says:

    Ageing weirdo seeks peace and quiet.

    Past the dating thing. In the settled down stage.
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    Now where did I leave my slippers?

  2. Karen Says:

    Lonely but cheery 3ft 2in, green, one-eyed, purple-toothed, amnesic 27 year old lady, seeks similar for fun and frolics.

    No time wasters please.
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  3. Hay Says:

    vertically challenged 20-something seeks peace and relaxation with likeminded tall, dark stranger.

    No scaries need apply. Cus i'll run away.
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  4. mindfactor27 Says:

    I'm a single gentleman who is kind, honest, down to earth, humorous, intelligent, rational and understanding, enjoy the outdoor, dining in/ out, reading, writing, playing billiard, going to the movies, comedy shows. and much more.
    I would like to meet a single lady with similar qualities and interests who value her life and also looking for the best thing that life has to offer her for friendship and possibly more:).. Please contact me if you're interested
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  5. Ali-tree Says:

    Middle Aged Blond;
    Several owners
    Good mileage
    Body work in good shape

    Wants;
    Good driver
    General accessories
    On and off road skills
    For interesting ride
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  6. The 8 Bicycle and Jim Says:

    A WSDFCD seeks fun FSDTFG
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  7. smithers Says:

    Girl with pulse required, doesn't matter if pulse erratic or steady.

    Mine name is Smithers and I don't wear jumpers.

    p.s. I really like kissing. x
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  8. hippopotamus Says:

    women seeks no partner just enjoying peace and quiet
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